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kol 12.30..time makan tengahari. da set ngan mat lie nak p amik baju kat dobi sebab esk da takde baju da nak pki bawak p keje. baju yg ade ni da 3 4 kali recycle...bese bese...bujang. nak dijadikan cite la kan..mat lie soh aku bawak moto sebab die ngantuk katenyer. aku pon..vrooom vrooom la krystar kepale itam.

atas moto ni...

"p beli makan dulu pastu amik baju kat dobi pastu balik sat pastu baru p keje balik" mat lie plan mase dok atas moto

"okeh"

sampai da kat kedai beli makanan...parking baik pyer sebelah kete waja..dan dan la slipar aku nak tepelanting kat tengah jalan mase aku nak turun moto. dalam aku dok ralit tengok kiri kanan mase nak amik slipar crocs merah pasar malam batu feringgi...tibe tibe tlinga waa dengar

GEDEEEGAANNNGGGGGGGGGG!!!

OMG! moto mat lie jatuh..OMG OMG!! jatuh atas kete waja tuuuuuu..bukan atas la..moto kpale itam mat lie cium side waja tu. mungkin die tertarik dengan kete waja tu...lantas dalam hati aku berdoa..

"mintak mintak tuan kete ni takde...plz plz"

tbe2..........................

"kemek ni dik..." T_T <-- damn~

hati berkata lagi...."shit...duit duit...oh duit sume niii"

"oh pakcik...boleh polish ni. xterok mane la" aku try nak saiko die..tengok cam innocent je pakcik ni..

"ish..terok gak ni dik..kite p kedai kat tepi tu..pakcik mmg selalu p sane" kate pakcik innocent ni ngan gaye yg innocent..

arghhh..aku malas cite da..aku kene cover RM180..rugi rugi..

Understand your target customers!

A disappointed sales manager of Coca-Cola returned from his assignment to Saudi Arabia.

A friend asked, “Why weren’t you successful with the Saudis?”
The sales manager explained, “When I got posted, I was very confident that I would make a good sales pitch. But I had a problem. I didn’t know how to speak Arabic. So I planned to convey the message through three posters.”

First poster : A man lying in the hot desert sand totally exhausted and fainted.
Second poster : The man is drinking Coca-Cola.
Third poster : Our man is now totally refreshed.
And then these posters were pasted all over the place.

“Terrific! That should have worked!” said the friend.

“The hell it should have!” said the sales manager.
“No one told me they read from right to left!”

Lesson of the story: Learn and understand your target customers!